Monday, December 1, 2008

Blood Pumping Awesomeness!!!

Nothing...absolutely nothing else in the world...gets my blood pumping like Rocky IV.  Somehow that movie captured the entire range of human emotion while singlehandedly winning the cold war against the USSR.  Every time Rocky Balboa landed a body blow on Captain Ivan Drago...somehow...somewhere...a brick fell from the Berlin wall.  After grossing $127.8 million in the United States and $175 million outside of the US (thank YOU NATO countries) it is no wonder the Berlin Wall came down.  The timeliness is just too convenient.  The movie released on November 27th 1985 and by November 9th 1989, (after dominating the theaters and following that with an amazing VHS release)...obviously, the wall was structurally unsound.  All of the the scenes that you may have seen on TV of the wall being torn down were probably staged by the US government to hide the true power of the Rocky Franchise and Hollywood.  Reagan (being an actor, he understood the power of American movies) even staged his famous speech where he challenged Mikhail Gorbachev to "tear down this wall".  Now I love Reagan as much as any other American, but lets be honest...it was easy for Reagan to make such bold claims considering the damage the Italian Stallion had caused.

Sadly the history books won't properly document how the cold war was really won (though, the Versus channel does its best to show Rocky I - IV at least once a week) and America will continue to believe that we won the war through diplomatic, military, and economic pressure on the Soviet Union...luckily some of us still remember what Stallone did for this country (not to mention his contributions as Rambo rescuing POWs in Vietnam).  I leave you with a picture of Rocky draped in an American flag and the chorus to Hearts on Fire (the song that plays during the classic Rocky workout and mountain climbing montage).



hearts on fire
strong desire
rages deep within
hearts on fire
fever's rising high
the moment of truth draws near

Note: This post is what happens when I start homework at 1 AM (having successfully put it off all day) that I don't want to do...I should be writing an Executive Summary for my Applications of Technology class and instead I'm blogging until 2 AM...which means I'll be up doing homework until 3 AM.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Sad, Sad Halloween

So I forgot to follow up on a previous post about my Halloween costume disaster.  So I really like Halloween and dressing up.  My favorite part is making a costume.  I'm not saying buying a costume is bad, but I enjoy making the costume as much as I enjoy wearing it out.  My senior year of undergrad I made a chicken wire/papermache  Mr. Potato head.  That costume had changeable face accessories.  It was awesome.

[caption id="attachment_270" align="alignnone" width="110" caption="Go on and say it, I could have reused the costume the next year and gone as poo "]Go on and say it, I could have reused the costume and gone as poo the next year[/caption]

Anyway, I wanted to do something special this year and I had a good idea.  Voltron!  For those of you who don't know, Voltron was a terribly awesome 80's cartoon.  Basically, in every episode the evil King Zarkon tries to find a way to conquer the planet Arus...which requires him to somehow defeat Voltron.  So Zarkon sends a robobeast monster to Arus and shoots him with a laser that makes the robobeast incredibly big.  The components of Voltron fight the evil robobeast monster Zarkon has sent and they are always unable to beat it...so someone decides that they need to work together and form Voltron.  At that point, it is game over for the robobeast and Zarkon.  Voltron is unbeatable.  I'm pretty sure Voltron could beat up Chuck Norris...or at least give him a run for his money.

Still confused?  What exactly is Voltron?  Voltron is an awesome human shaped combination of 5 massive mechanical lions.  It doesn't have to make sense, its from Japan.  Here are some pictures of Voltron:



[caption id="attachment_272" align="alignnone" width="150" caption="The toys that I had.  This shows the 5 individual lions and how they form together to make Voltron"]The toys that I had[/caption]

So anyway, I spent a good portion of my SIP week making a Voltron costume.  I started with white 1/4" foam board.  I cut out pieces and glued them together to make the arms, legs, head, and a chest plate.  I'm not going to lie...it looked amazing.  I took a good deal of time bracing all of the pieces I glued together.  The hands were the most difficult part.  Voltron's weapon of choice is a large sword, so I needed to be able to grip a sword with my lion-head hands.  For this to work I had to I create lion-head hand with a movable jaw.  I did not get it right on the first try, but eventually I got it and it looked great.

I know that parties are not the place you want a costume coming apart, so I had to make my costume as party-proof as possible.  All of the pieces were very sturdy.  You could pick up any piece and shake it hard...and nothing came apart.  The rubber cement was holding all of the foam board together well.  At this point, the only problem remaining was that everything was still all white.  Anywho, I bought some acrylic paint and tested it on a few small pieces (this part is key to my mistake).  So the next day I check the small painted pieces and everything looked GREAT!  After that, I went about painting all of the major pieces of the costume and set everything out to dry.  The next day I came out and inspected the pieces...I had major structural problems.  The paint warped all of the foam board and any pieces longer than six inches long bent enough to rip the rubber cement joints.  For some of the smaller pieces like the hands and head, this was not a very big problem.  These smaller pieces were a little warped and no longer fit together well (you could see inside at the corners) but they were holding together.  The shoulders, legs, and chest/back pieces were a different story.  There was at least an inch between some pieces that had previously been glued together.  This made a majority of the costume beyond repair.  At this point it was late in the week and Halloween was just a day away.  I spent a few hours trying to salvage what I could but in the end I had to admit defeat.  I learned in economics that you can't consider the sunk costs (all my hard work) when making your future decisions....there was just not enough time to complete everything...plus, I did I want to spend a significant amount of more money.  I think I spent about $120 total on foam board, a special straight edge razor and other cutting accessories, and of course, the wrong paint.

There was no way the large painted pieces would make it out of the house.  In the end, I gently balanced the pieces of the costume on my body and snapped a few pictures.  Literally, when the pictures were done, I stepped forward and all of the large pieces completely came apart.  No exaggeration, one step was all it took.  I was sad, but in the end I did have fun making the pieces...and I am proud of how well everything looked before I painted it.  I wish I had taken some pictures before I painted...but I did not expect such a disaster.  I did record all of the dimensions (designing on the fly took much longer than constructing the parts) so maybe sometime in the future, I'll take another shot at this costume.  Maybe this time, I'll do my homework on which paint to use. :-)

I'm making a sad face in all of my pictures.  Woe is me.  I could not attach some of the detailed pieces (chest plate, back-wings, leg and head accessories) because of how warped everything was.  I also had not yet purchased my face paint, shirt, or pants...so I'm not fully dressed up.

[caption id="attachment_275" align="alignnone" width="112" caption="The detailed attachments were painted but not yet glued to the legs or head, so the legs are white on the front and the head is lacking the signature ears"]The detailed pieces were painted bu not yet glued to the legs or head[/caption]

[caption id="attachment_276" align="alignnone" width="112" caption="Here you can see the movable jaw on the hands so I could hold my sword.  you can also see how how the yellow leg is separated at the seam (near my knee)"]Here you can see the movable jaw on the hands so I could hold my sword[/caption]

[caption id="attachment_277" align="alignnone" width="112" caption="Lisa and I making a sad cat face"]Lisa and I making sad cat face[/caption]

In the end, I was sad so Lisa and I stayed in and passed out candy to the little kids in my apartment.  Oh well, maybe next year.

Letters of Recommendation

Lets talk about those letters of recommendation.  My opinion on letters of recommendation is that it is MUCH more important to get someone who knows you and worked with you than it is to get someone with a big title or some fancy degree.  If you read the type of questions they need to be able to answer (listed on the LFM application page) you will see that the recommender does not even need to be your boss...they just need to know you.  Now I do think it is a good idea if one of the recommenders is your current boss or a previous boss (I understand that someone people don't want their current employer to know that they are thinking of leaving for MBA school), but it is NOT a requirement.  Having addressed the supervisor issue, lets get back to that whole "personal knowledge" of you...thing.  You want your recommender to be able to answer questions about you with actual real life examples.  This means that they need to have worked with you on more than one occasion (sitting next to you in a meeting does not count as work).  It is not a bad idea to sit down with your recommender and talk to them about why you want to go to back to school and what you hope to get out of it.  This helps them understand where you are coming from and it gets the recommender to start thinking about your abilities (if they have not already).  I am not saying that you should tell the recommender what to write about or focus on.  I think that is overstepping the line.  They need to be free to give an honest assessment of you and your abilities.  I just think it helps them write about you if they have an idea about your career goals and the LFM program.   Plus, this should be a good opportunity for you to talk about applying to business school and your career with someone you respect and hopefully have a good relationship with.  This will help you with your application essays.

[caption id="attachment_267" align="alignnone" width="150" caption="Why do you want to go back to school?"]Why are you changin jobs?[/caption]

You will notice that you need one recommender to be able to speak to your technical abilities if you apply through MIT Sloan and two recommenders if you apply through MIT's School of Engineering.  I know it says "academic source"...but this can be misleading...I say focus on the part that says "someone who can speak definitively of your technical skills."  Personally, I don't think professors make very good recommenders unless you did research with that professor or spent extensive time with him or her.  Again, this gets back to the recommenders ability to speak about you and your personal traits.  Some professor that taught you a few days a week...and that you visited in office hours a couple times in a semester...does not really know you.  Getting an A in a class is not a technical skill.  The admissions committee has your transcripts if they are interested in your grades.  (assuming you are currently in an engineering or R&D field) I think your supervisor or co-worker should easily be able to speak to your technical skills.  This might be one aspect of the questions that you want to explain to them beforehand.  Just let them know that technical skills include technical problem solving or really anything engineering related.

[caption id="attachment_265" align="alignnone" width="112" caption="You need someone who knows that you can navigate this chart to "No Problem""]You need someone who knows that you can navigate this chart to "No Problem"[/caption]

Also, I think it is a great idea for one of your recommendators to be from outside the work environment.  This goes along with what I said about your application essays.  I think it is important to show how well rounded you are.  Show the admissions committee that you have a life and passion outside of work.

And once again (as mentioned in the application essay blog) when selecting a recommender, think about their ability to speak to your leadership abilities and potential.  LEADERS for manufacturing.  Lets just say the leaders part is kind of a big deal.

Come on US Auto...I'm clapping

Eric Roseman has a descent article about the coming demise of the US auto industry...check it out...but I have faith in the old boys.  In some versions of Peter Pan, Tinkerbell drinks poison to save Peter from Captain Hook's trickeration.  Peter then explains that Tink is actually dying because not enough people believe in fairies...then he implores the audience that if they show their belief and clap, Tinkerbell will come back to life.  In the spirit of Tinkerbell, I'm just going to keep clapping and hope for the best for US auto.  At this point, it may be the best idea someone has had.

[caption id="attachment_256" align="alignnone" width="131" caption="They just need a little fairy dust...and of course, happy thoughts"]They just need a little fairy dust...and of course, happy thoughts[/caption]

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Duh...

The other day in class my finance teacher said "demand and supply" and it was so awkward that it hurt my ears.  I don't make up the rules...but for some reason everyone says supply and demand.  Why in that order?  I have no idea!  At this point, saying it the other way just seems absurd.  As I think about which word should come first...its really just the whole "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?" thing.  Without demand, there is no reason for supply..and without a supply...well, you end up with the "wishing in one hand and pooping in the other...see which hand fills up first" situation.

This thought lead me to think of other A and B word combinations...where B and A combinations seem crazy.  Now some of these make sense and some don't....but either way, I've listed some of my favorite combinations backwards.  Feel free to comment with other fun combination.  Please remember, we're running a "work safe" blog...so no vulgarity.

ice cream and cake (this is ice cream and cake...not ice cream cake)

female and male

Eve and Adam

cheese and mac

match and mix

pepper and salt

out and in

shine or rain

swim or sink

gentlemen and ladies